a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Why couldn’t those boys just keep their hormones under control? If she’s not violating dress code, then it’s NOT HER FAULT!!!
(via sameatschildren)
I just saw Dr. Who Classic - The Expedition and I can´t with this shit, it sounds like the fucking Dalek is having an orgasm
OMG, it does! River, what did you do to that poor Dalek??!! ;-)
(Source: mad-impossible-doctor, via laufeysonodinson)
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*TODAY* is the Supernatural season finale. We will not be alright. And we apologize for anything that might occur. You have been warned
Sincerely,
The Supernatural Fandom
We’re here for you.
Love,
The Sherlock Fandom
P.S. You may use our shock blanket
We’ll prepare cocoa and wine (do you take white or red?) and we can talk about classic cars and rock and dwell in memories of averted Apocalypses.
Regards
The Good Omens Fandom
We have a Zero Room, tea, and fish fingers & custard in the TARDIS kitchen. Just say when.
Hugs,
The Whovians
(Source: jaredsadalecki, via letsrevitup)
How about if I’m single as no fucks?
(Source: the-downfall-ofus-all, via letsrevitup)
Please, I’m trying to win a bet with my friends
20? I don’t believe it
I believe there should be a Sir in there somewhere.
Sir Patrick Stewart is one of the best things to happen to the theatrical world in ages!
(via fahrlight)
So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists for being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.
This is why I hate people.
All of these people - and I mean this from the bottom of my heart - need to DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.
Not to mention that guys can get breast cancer, too. It’s not as obvious a surgery, but still. Cancer sucks.
Dudes, if you ever pull this shitty attitude on a woman, I hope you get testicular cancer and they have to remove your balls. You’re obviously not using them properly, anyway. Dickheads.
Carrie Rickey
(via fireworkselectricbright)
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and yet would support a decision that is clearly a product of a patriarchy-dominant society, which tries to control how women are depicted on screen. The MPAA is okay supporting scenes that portray women in scenarios of sexual torture and violence for entertainment purposes, but they are trying to force us to look away from a scene that shows a woman in a sexual scenario which is both complicit and complex. It’s misogynistic in nature to try and control a woman’s sexual presentation of self. I consider this an issue that is bigger than this film.”
-Ryan Gosling on the controversy around the rating of his film ‘Blue Valentine’
(via misandry-mermaid)
THIS!
(via wilwheaton)
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(Source: geekerypokery, via letsrevitup)
- X-Men
- Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
- Batman
- Star Trek
- Star Wars
- And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.
Women of tumblr please back me up.
That boy needs some educating! Then again, I was probably into science fiction before he was even born!
(via shakespeareantardis)
